This weekend is Mothers' Day. For this day how about moms stop pretending they like noodle necklaces and homemade pancakes that taste like crap. Instead, have a drink and put your feet up and don't do a damn thing you don't want to. Don't feel pressure to enjoy a half ass overpriced super packed cheap cruise style buffet. Go have a cappuccino and read that book you haven't had time to read. Hell, take a super nice long dump in peace without kids bugging you!!!!