After a deep heart-to-heart with the first girl I ever loved at the bar last night, I got shitfaced proper and quick. Fell asleep in the bathroom stall. She came in to check on me after while, "Bitch if you don't open that stall I'm crawling over the door!" When I couldn't even stumble out, she said "Damn, you fucked up... You just focus on walking straight, so no one notices. I'll get your purse and shit. Bitch you ain't driving! We'll come back and get your car in the morning." Yeah, my friends got my back. We've all done it for each other one time or another.