I went to that Smoothie King where that guy asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said yes even though I didn’t. He said I was really pretty so it couldn’t hurt to ask. I got a Strawberry-Blueberry Greek Yogurt smoothie. I need to remember I don’t like that one. It’s too sweet and it tastes like cake. I told Cyrus a bedtime story about me and him and Katie and Simba and Timon and Pumbaa all eating an ice cream cake as big as Pride Rock. But it ended up being too big and Jesus had to come down and cut it into pieces and give some to everyone in the whole world. He watched with big eyes. He said, “whoah!”