my mom, putting on the decorative belt that she made in the 9th grade: “i had this really cute art teacher. but he was n u t s. he said this. ‘you can borrow all the crayons you want. borrow as maaany crayons as you want. but if you do not return them. i will hunt you down. and kill you.’ said with an entirely straight face. guess who didn’t return them’” ****smiles****