When you’ve been catching up for two days and he still hasn’t mentioned that he got married to a mutual friend of ours. He should know it won’t be long before I call him out on his stupidity of thinking that one, I don’t already know and two, that I would be ignorant enough to believe he’s in unattached and three, that he forgets that I think of him like a brother and nothing more. Sigh when they turn out to be one of those guys smh